Rookie of the Year: Procrastinator’s Creed By Matt Marrone • November 26th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year has yet to even open the packaging on his copy of Assassin’s Creed III.
Rookie of the Year: Vinyl Justice By Matt Marrone • November 12th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year searches for a rare record and, as is his custom, loses his mind in the process.
Rookie of the Year: Into the Heart of Darkness By Matt Marrone • October 29th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year ventures into Williamsburg and lives to tell about it. Barely.
Rookie of the Year: My Favorite Game By Matt Marrone • October 15th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year waxes poetic about geoDefense and declares an official Unwinnable letter-writing campaign to its creator.
Rookie of the Year: I Am a Deadbeat Gamer By Matt Marrone • October 1st, 2012 The Rookie of the Year has been playing a lot of videogames. And not finishing them.
Rookie of the Year: Sometimes It Won’t Come So Easy By Matt Marrone • September 17th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year has found a way – finally – to shut off his brain.
Rookie of the Year: Save Hubig’s Pies! By Matt Marrone • September 3rd, 2012 The Rookie of the Year implores Unwinnable readers to help rebuild a New Orleans institution.
