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Author: Matt Marrone

Rookie of the Year: When the World is a Monster

By Matt Marrone • February 18th, 2013

The Rookie of the Year uses eBay and R.E.M. Monster bear head collectibles to fight seasonal affective disorder.

Rookie of the Year: How To Fall in Love with Someone You’ve Never Met

By Matt Marrone • February 4th, 2013

The story of Notre Dame football star Manti Te’o and his fictional dead girlfriend reminds the Rookie of the Year of how real the Internet is.

Rookie of the Year: The Curtain Rises

By Matt Marrone • January 21st, 2013

The Rookie of the Year talks about beginnings and Broadway.

Rookie of the Year: Still Pretentious After All These Years

By Matt Marrone • January 7th, 2013

The Rookie of the Year looks back on his now 20-year tradition of choosing an Album of the Year.

Rookie of the Year: The Greatest Christmas Gift Ever*

By Matt Marrone • December 25th, 2012

*I’m talking about the one my little sister got from me this morning, if I don’t say so myself.

Rookie of the Year: I Finally Opened Assassin’s Creed III

By Matt Marrone • December 10th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year unwraps Assassin’s Creed III, confusion ensues.

Rookie of the Year: Procrastinator’s Creed

By Matt Marrone • November 26th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year has yet to even open the packaging on his copy of Assassin’s Creed III.

Rookie of the Year: Vinyl Justice

By Matt Marrone • November 12th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year searches for a rare record and, as is his custom, loses his mind in the process.

Rookie of the Year: Into the Heart of Darkness

By Matt Marrone • October 29th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year ventures into Williamsburg and lives to tell about it. Barely.

Rookie of the Year: My Favorite Game

By Matt Marrone • October 15th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year waxes poetic about geoDefense and declares an official Unwinnable letter-writing campaign to its creator.

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