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Rookie of the Year: Unwinnable Goes To Philly Bierfest 2014

By Matt Marrone • March 10th, 2014

The only thing better than a beerfest is a beerfest next to the house where Edgar Allan Poe wrote “The Black Cat.”

Rookie of the Year: Dudes Deserve To Be Pampered, Too

By Matt Marrone • February 24th, 2014

The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway.

Rookie of the Year: The Biggest Loser (Part IV: My 12,000 Step Program)

By Matt Marrone • February 10th, 2014

The Rookie of the Year has found a new game to help keep him in shape.

Rookie of the Year: Somewhere WAY Over The Rainbow

By Matt Marrone • January 27th, 2014

The Rookie of the Year saw this film you might hate. But for those of you out there who’ll love it… well, he’s just got to share.

Rookie of the Year: Incomplete and Unabashedly Undiscerning Found Footage Horror Movie Guide

By Matt Marrone • January 13th, 2014

The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway.

My 2013 Soundtrack

By Matt Marrone • December 30th, 2013

Rookie of the Year names Mogwai’s Les Revenants soundtrack his 2013 Album of the Year.

Rookie of the Year: 365 Days Of Summer

By Matt Marrone • December 16th, 2013

The Rookie of the Year desperately tries to head off his seasonal-affective disorder.

Rookie of the Year: One Last Piece of Fried Chicken? Automatic!

By Matt Marrone • December 2nd, 2013

The Rookie of the Year visits Athens, Georgia, birthplace of R.E.M., to say goodbye to Weaver D’s.

Rookie of the Year: Five Ideas For Temple Run, The Movie

By Matt Marrone • November 18th, 2013

The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway.

Rookie of the Year: Who Wants Their Girlfriend’s Mother To Be A Millionaire?

By Matt Marrone • November 4th, 2013

The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway.

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