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Rookie of the Year</div><div
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Therapy Bananza! </a></h3><section
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By <a
href=https://unwinnable.com/author/matt-marrone/ title="Posts by Matt Marrone" class="author url fn" rel=author>Matt Marrone</a>  </span>
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<time
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April 8th, 2026 </time></section><section
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<a
href=https://unwinnable.com/2026/04/08/therapy-bananza/ ><p>Pounding your chest to activate a Bananza, then annihilating everything around you at breakneck speed – <em>that</em> is the true joy of the game.</p>
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<img
width=978 height=412 src="data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20978%20412'%3E%3C/svg%3E" data-src=https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Marrone.jpg class="entry-image wp-post-image lazy" alt="A screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077 shows NPC Panam Palmer in a neon-lit bar setting. Her dark hair is piled on her head and she has a look of concerned annoyance." decoding=async data-srcset="https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Marrone.jpg 978w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Marrone-658x277.jpg 658w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Marrone-150x63.jpg 150w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Marrone-768x324.jpg 768w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Marrone-329x139.jpg 329w" data-sizes="(max-width: 978px) 100vw, 978px">  </a></section><section
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href=https://unwinnable.com/2026/03/05/meeting-hanako-at-embers-why-video-game-endings-are-a-bummer-and-multiple-ones-are-even-worse/ rel=bookmark title="Permanent Link to Meeting Hanako at Embers: Why Video Game Endings Are a Bummer — And Multiple Ones Are Even Worse">
Meeting Hanako at Embers: Why Video Game Endings Are a Bummer — And Multiple Ones Are Even Worse </a></h3><section
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<span
class=author>
By <a
href=https://unwinnable.com/author/matt-marrone/ title="Posts by Matt Marrone" class="author url fn" rel=author>Matt Marrone</a>  </span>
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<time
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March 5th, 2026 </time></section><section
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<a
href=https://unwinnable.com/2026/03/05/meeting-hanako-at-embers-why-video-game-endings-are-a-bummer-and-multiple-ones-are-even-worse/ ><p>Unfortunately, <em>Cyberpunk 2077</em> allows gamers to make choices.</p>
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Escape from Night City </a></h3><section
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By <a
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February 6th, 2026 </time></section><section
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<a
href=https://unwinnable.com/2026/02/06/escape-from-night-city/ ><p>Did I succeed? Of course not. But the journey, as they say, is the destination.</p>
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