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Author: Elijah Beahm

A screenshot from The Thing Remastered with the player looking at a board on the wall with many documents pinned up including a poster for The Thing the movie

The Art of Remastering a Mid Game

By Elijah Beahm • June 11th, 2025

It’s like if a Resident Evil plot invaded MacReady’s arctic base.

Don't Stop Believing
In key art from the first game, Bayonetta stands facing away from the viewer in front of the full moon, giant on the horizon.

Is Bayonetta More Than Sacrilegious Brawling?

By Elijah Beahm • June 3rd, 2025

She doesn’t want to rule. She just wants to live.

Don't Stop Believing
Close-up on the animated cast of Space Jam 2 (Daffy, Bugs, Yosemite Sam, Porky, and Lola) faces all frozen in fear.

Space Jam 2 Wants You to Dethrone the Idol Worship of Algorithms

By Elijah Beahm • May 7th, 2025

At every single step, the story is basically how the ways Warner Bros. has embraced AI has tainted every facet of its intellectual property.

An in-game screenshot from Alien Rogue Incursion, most of the image is black except the center with a flashlight on a hand, some shotgun shells, and a computer module, as the hand considers which to manipulate

Alien: Rogue Incursion Makes Carrying Things Exciting?!

By Elijah Beahm • April 24th, 2025

It’s on you to play things smart.

Don't Stop Believing
A massive warbird takes on two hunched biped creatures in this screenshot from Legendary.

Legendary Shows What a Biblical Epic Actually Is

By Elijah Beahm • April 10th, 2025

I desperately need you to know: Your popular sci-fi IP isn’t a Biblical Epic.

Key art for Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap, with a horde of green orcs in leather bandoliers fight skeletons and a sexy cat all surrounded by ooze and explosions

When A Series Just Isn’t Into Itself Anymore

By Elijah Beahm • April 4th, 2025

When is it time to try something radically different, or just start new?

Don't Stop Believing
Several people prostrate themselves in front of a dark lone central figure in a screenshot from El Paso, Elsewhere.

El Paso, Elsewhere Reminds Us Shame Is Not Godly

By Elijah Beahm • March 6th, 2025

Your heart and intentions do matter, as well as your response.

Exploits Feature

We Need More Gilmore Girls in Horror

By Elijah Beahm • March 3rd, 2025

More women and girls working together across generations to grow beyond their trauma, please.

A crop of the cover of Who Killed Sarah Shaw with a dark orange sky and black trees behind a woman with a worried shadowed look on her face

The Rural Noir of Who Killed Sarah Shaw

By Elijah Beahm • February 12th, 2025

Who Killed Sarah Shaw is an uncompromising, deeply uncomfortable look at the darkness that can lurk behind rural life.

Key art for The Last Ranger with the title text on the left with a blue line and star and a black woman with close cropped hair and a read face mask and blue military fatiques standing in front of a graffitied and torn mkap that looks like the stars and stripes

The Last Ranger Divides America For Very Unclear Reasons

By Elijah Beahm • January 24th, 2025

That’s not heroism, it’s the day in the life of a smuggler.

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