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Author: Ben Sailer

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The band Agriculture poses moodily in front of a neutral backdrop.

Exploring Black Metal Ecstasy With Agriculture

By Ben Sailer • January 5th, 2026

Agriculture call themselves “ecstatic black metal.” Believe it or not, that isn’t a contradiction of terms.

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A red-eyed albino snake coils itself on a plum-colored background.

The Deftones Are the Weirdest Metal Band on Earth

By Ben Sailer • September 30th, 2025

The Deftones have influenced everyone, but no one sounds exactly like the Deftones. That’s because their improbable career trajectory is impossible to follow.

Noise Complaint
The band Grails stands on the crest of a hill covered in reddish grasses and shrubs, cloudy blue sky behind them.

Exploring the Miraculous Existence of Grails

By Ben Sailer • August 29th, 2025

Instrumental rock band Grails have released a studio album that’s impossible to perform live. Somehow, it’s decisions like this that have defined their success.

Exploits Feature

Loudermilk

By Ben Sailer • August 1st, 2025

Writing about culture should be about more than just trying to control the narrative around a creator or their work.

Noise Complaint
Full of Hell's band logo, written in spidery metal script.

Full of Hell Sharpen Their Teeth on Broken Sword, Rotten Shield

By Ben Sailer • July 29th, 2025

Full of Hell are one of the hardest-working and outright brutal grindcore bands around today. It’s time mainstream audiences gave them their due.

Noise Complaint
A 3D animated rendering of the Chuck E. Cheese band.

I Have Seen the Future of Music, and It’s Bolted to the Ground at Chuck E. Cheese

By Ben Sailer • April 30th, 2025

Please don’t make me explain what I was doing at Chuck E. Cheese.

Noise Complaint
A close-up on an orange-red candle flame against at black background.

Growth

By Ben Sailer • April 2nd, 2025

Here’s what I’ve been listening to and thinking on this month.

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A pen-and-ink drawing of a small figure riding a bicycle through fog or rain, the ominous clouds in the sky looking like grasping hands.

Finding a Through Line with Touche Amore

By Ben Sailer • February 27th, 2025

Ben reflects on the career of hardcore band Touche Amore and reconnects with a sound he thought he’d outgrown.

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Detail from the cover art for Amped shows the silhouette of a snowboarder raising his board above his head in triumph, dark against a bright blue sky.

How The Get Up Kids and an Xbox Demo Disc Changed My Life

By Ben Sailer • December 3rd, 2024

One afternoon when I had nothing else to do, I popped in a sampler of the snowboarding game Amped, and discovered a couple tracks from The Get Up Kids.

Noise Complaint
A cropped image of a boy and girl holding hands on a school dance floor, both of them dressed in their best formal clothes.

Marilyn Manson, Middle School Dances, and Small Town Fear

By Ben Sailer • October 30th, 2024

I can’t remember if I left and went home after hearing the rules of the game, but I do remember refusing to play, without saying exactly why I didn’t want to join in.

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