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a collage of four characters from Promise Mascot Agency, a farmer on the left, a woman with hearts around her face, the matron in a dark robe, and a smiling woman in a yellow shirt

Promise Mascot Agency’s Best Asset Is Its Female Cast

By Hiero de Lima • June 4th, 2025

Bottom line: Promise Mascot Agency is a game about freaks, by freaks, for freaks.

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