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In a detail from the movie poster art for the film The Stuff, a man screams as light green goop flows freely from his eyes and mouth.

Nothing But Respect for My President Whipped Crème

By Orrin Grey • October 25th, 2024

Does each peak hold beautifully from kitchen to plate, as the can promises? Is it sure to impress? Will it make my family love me?

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