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A still from the movie 5 Shaolin Masters showing a bare chested man foisting off a man in a martial arts pose.

Good Kung Fu Part One: Shawscope Volume One from Arrow Video

By Orrin Grey • March 2nd, 2022

Monsters are better than kung fu, kung fu is a whole lot better than nothing.

Goldie Hawn in Overboard, laying on a deck chair in a red swim suit with one foot up in the lap of a man who is doing her toenails.

A Distinctive Experience: Overboard (1987) on Blu-ray in 2021

By Orrin Grey • October 7th, 2021

Overboard must be saved from itself.

Robert Downey Jr facing a gorilla.

Dolittle Makes You Think About Rectal Surgery

By Amanda Hudgins • February 24th, 2020

The most interesting thing about Dolittle is probably that I spent a half hour trying to find the right words to describe emptying a dragons colon of armor before settling on “transanal extraction.”

Green Book’s White Gaze

By Malindy Hetfeld • March 11th, 2019

In Green Book, Don Shirley is the very representation of a man who has to work twice as hard to receive the respect he is owed, only to have a white man be credited for unearthing a black man’s identity – through persistent bullying.

Jennifer Lawrence, long blonde hair hanging around her face, stares directly to camera in this still from mother!

mother! is bullshit

By Amanda Hudgins • September 18th, 2017

I say this because I understood Darren Aronofsky’s mother! and it was bullshit.

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