justin bieber Archives - Unwinnable https://unwinnable.com/tag/justin-bieber/ Stories about Culture Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:36:42 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/cropped-icon-1-32x32.jpg justin bieber Archives - Unwinnable https://unwinnable.com/tag/justin-bieber/ 32 32 In Defense Of Justin Bieber https://unwinnable.com/2014/04/01/in-defense-of-justin-bieber/ Tue, 01 Apr 2014 12:25:08 +0000 https://unwinnable.com/?p=49677 It’s the eyebrows, I think, that really send people over the edge about Justin Bieber. He’s locked them in a position of permanent surprise, like everything he’s seeing – from screaming teens to Brazilian prostitutes – has left him dumbfounded. It’s an infuriating expression, one seen on club-bound bros and Jaden Smith, and they transform his already-punchable face into a neon sign flashing the words “PUNCH HERE. PUNCH HERE AND PUNCH HARD AND NOT EVEN THE MOST VENGEFUL JURY WITH THE HANGINGEST JUDGE IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST PART OF TEXAS WILL CONVICT YOU.” Credit to the lawyers at his recent

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