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Deconstructing Johnny

By Kris Ligman • October 25th, 2013

“Johnny, did you want to say something?” That’s gone and done it. Saints Row 2 has violated the One Steve Limit, and at the worst possible time. On the radio, a chipper woman is speaking on behalf of her overmedicated son on the effects of a new prescription pharmaceutical. In the back seat of my convertible, Johnny – that is, Johnny Gat – is bleeding out all over the leather, mumbling slurred promises to a dead girlfriend.

Backend of Forever

By Jane Riley • June 25th, 2013

What can a washed-up icon like Duke Nukem do when times get rough? Find new lows.

The Worst of 2011

By Team Unwinnable • December 26th, 2011

Team Unwinnable shares our picks for the worst stomach-churning nonsense released in 2011.

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