Masks of Nyarlathotep By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • September 16th, 2018 Things get dicey for the guys as the international horror conspiracy of Masks of Nyarlathotep for Call of Cthulhu threatens to swallow them whole.
This Mortal Coyle Wayward Manor By Deirdre Coyle • September 13th, 2018 Both Deirdre and the titular sentient house in Wayward Manor just want to be left alone.
The Shape of the Devil By Carl Lewandowski • August 31st, 2018 Hereditary twists gendered expectations, using gender as a tool to contribute to its disorienting, unsettling atmosphere.
Fascination Damp and Rotting By Astrid Budgor • August 17th, 2018 Sweet Sweet Lonely Girl is emblematic of a certain species of horror movie; autumnal, elliptical, vaguely about lesbians in a troublingly reactionary way, and dreadfully slow
Remothered: Tormented Fathers perpetuates horror’s harmful anti-trans stereotypes By Bryan Cebulski • August 15th, 2018 Horror about sex and gender shouldn’t be off limits. But Remothered: Tormented Fathers isn’t even about sex and gender.
Procreation of the Wicked By Astrid Budgor • August 10th, 2018 “They rip him apart as he grins, nerve-endings aflame with the liquor of pain, finally accepting an eternity of obliterative bliss.”
If the Devil Is to Exist in This World, It Cannot Look Like a Devil By Orrin Grey • July 6th, 2018 Orrin Grey digs up Toho’s “Bloodthirsty Trilogy,” three Japanese vampire films that underscore the influence of Hammer films while showcasing the potential for Japan’s horror film future.
The Burnt Offering Powers of Darkness By Stu Horvath • July 4th, 2018 DontNod’s Vampyr, creating something disappointingly human out of our the monster of our collective nightmares.
The Burnt Offering The Shadow of Lovecraft By Stu Horvath • May 22nd, 2018 It’s time to retire the word “Lovecraftian.”
Monster Closets Prey (2006) By Brock Wilbur • April 3rd, 2018 Brock revisits Prey in hopes of finding some kind of redeeming quality in its appropriation of Cherokee culture.
Feature Don’t Go In the Woods By Stu Horvath • March 23rd, 2018 Stu Horvath discusses the new horror film They Remain with director Philip Gelatt and author Laird Barron, who penned the story from which the film was adapted.
22 Years of Resident Evil By Brock Wilbur • March 22nd, 2018 Resident Evil turns 22 years old today and it still doesn’t make a goddamned lick of sense.
The Ritual Fails to Close the Circle By David Shimomura • March 6th, 2018 You can probably turn The Ritual off at the 66-minute mark.
Monster Closets The Thing By Brock Wilbur • February 7th, 2018 Brock returns to Outpost 31 and hopes man is still the warmest place to hide.
Last Week's Comics Last Week’s Comics 2/7/2018 By Michael Edwards • February 7th, 2018 Team Unwinnable’s Michael Edwards shares his thoughts on Frankenstein Alive, Alive! Trio and Justice League International Omnibus Vol. 1.
Monster Closets Stubbs the Zombie By Brock Wilbur • January 15th, 2018 Brock Wilbur revisits Stubbs the Zombie and finds that after all these years he’s lost his taste for brains.
Letter from the Editor Unwinnable Monthly – November 2017 By Stu Horvath • November 15th, 2017 Our November issue hits the virtual newsstand and Stu’s got the the rundown of what’s inside.
Monster Closets Geist By Brock Wilbur • November 13th, 2017 Is Geist, a 2005 game for the GameCube, another horror classic like Eternal Darkness? No, it is not.
The Burnt Offering A Miscellany By Stu Horvath • November 7th, 2017 This month’s column is the equivalent of a clip show – horror movies, criticism of toxic fandom, fretting about fatherhood and more inside!
Return of the Video Dead By Team Unwinnable • October 27th, 2017 Out of the best parts of our old Halloween mixes we have constructed the best Halloween mix and unleashed it on humanity. Beware!
Monster Closets Prisoner of Ice By Brock Wilbur • October 11th, 2017 Brock suffers some Lovecraftian horror in the old Infogrames adventure game Prisoner of Ice. Will he survive with his sanity intact?
The Heavy Pour Who Needs the Devil When You’ve Got the Lord? By Sara Clemens • October 6th, 2017 Is Agent Dale Cooper still the hero of this story?
Monster Closets Spelunker By Brock Wilbur • September 1st, 2017 Brock rediscovers the terrifying pitfalls of Spelunker.
Revving the Engine – Albino Lullaby By Stu Horvath • August 28th, 2017 Albino Lullaby is a psychedelic horror trip: over the city and down the hole to grandmother’s house we go…
Unwinnable Monthly – August 2017 By Stu Horvath • August 16th, 2017 The August issue is out now! Find out what stories are inside and what songs to listen to while you read them.
Rookie of the Year The Bob Bang Theory By Matt Marrone • August 11th, 2017 This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
Monster Closets Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth By Brock Wilbur • August 1st, 2017 Brock travels to Innsmouth to play one of the best horror games ever made.
The Burnt Offering The Perils of Realness By Stu Horvath • July 28th, 2017 Forget all that other trash. This is the real deal.
Fascination On The Fifth Cord By Astrid Budgor • July 14th, 2017 “Ever since you’ve been playing detective you just can’t get anything right!”
Monster Closets D By Brock Wilbur • July 11th, 2017 Brock Wilbur investigates D. It is a horror videogame, not a sex thing, get your mind out of the gutter.
Fascination On The Bird With the Crystal Plumage By Astrid Budgor • July 10th, 2017 Unwinnable has an ongoing column about giallo? Unwinnable has an ongoing column about giallo!
Horror’s Nostalgic Heart By Stu Horvath • June 21st, 2017 Nerdy City’s new storytelling horror RPG Rememorex is fueled by 80s nostalgia.
Monster Closets Zombi By Brock Wilbur • June 2nd, 2017 Let’s re-enact George Romero’s Dawn of the Dead with the founders of Ubisoft!
Monster Closets Haunting: Starring Polterguy By Brock Wilbur • April 24th, 2017 Brock introduces us to the best Beetejuice sim on the market circa 1993.
Why the Best Thing on the Internet Right Now is a Naked Butt By Amanda Hudgins • April 24th, 2017 It’s OK, you can look at my butt.
The Burnt Offering When the Void Looks Back By Stu Horvath • April 21st, 2017 If the cosmic gods of horror are utterly indifferent to mankind, why do human cultists worship them?
The House is the Best Character in Resident Evil 7 By Sam Desatoff • March 23rd, 2017 The Bakers’ development has strict beginning and ending points, whereas the house is always shifting and evolving as the story progresses.
Diary of an Advanced Locksmith By Sam Desatoff • February 23rd, 2017 “I went to the Baker estate today to walk through the house and give them a quote. Jack Baker, the man of the house, seemed a bit…off.”
