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Zambia

By Oluwatayo Adewole • June 11th, 2021

What makes a witch? Is it a hue of the skin? Is it a twitch in the eye? Is it a smell in the air?

A white faced woman in the back of a van, her hands pressed to the glass.

Unholy Blood: Santa Sangre (1989) on 4K Blu-ray

By Orrin Grey • June 1st, 2021

Whatever really happened on the set of El Topo, Jodorowsky is, at best, a guy who bragged about raping someone for publicity, and this is what I knew about the director of Santa Sangre.

A blonde woman reclining in a wicker chair with a drink in her hand and an eyepatch over her left eye.

Black-Hearted Women: Switchblade Sisters (1975) on Blu-ray

By Orrin Grey • May 27th, 2021

Does it always work? Naturally not, this is Switchblade Sisters, after all, not whatever venerated classic movie title you want to put here that, in your mind, always works.

an Asian man whose body is invisible except for his head and his hand, which is holding a banana.

Evil Washes Out Evil: A Daiei Invisible Man Double-Feature

By Orrin Grey • May 20th, 2021

It’s something of a homecoming to be tackling The Invisible Man Appears and The Invisible Man vs. the Human Fly on Arrow Video Blu here

World Tour
A couple ride in the back seat of a car, dimly lit. One rests their head on the other.

Hong Kong

By Oluwatayo Adewole • May 13th, 2021

Pack your bags for Hong Kong but also Argentina sort of!

Here's the Thing
Godzilla roaring

The Glorious Slow Burn of Godzilla (2014)

By Rob Rich • May 12th, 2021

Sometimes, the best thing isn’t seeing.

a man with long hair and short bangs, his eyes made so that you can only see the whites of his eyes.

Days of Beasts and Cocaine: An Alex de la Iglesia Double-Feature

By Orrin Grey • April 15th, 2021

That’s what I did; two-fisting this particular double-feature with a shot of Day of the Beast and a chaser of Perdita Durango.

two men sitting in an old car with the text "we kill all sizes" above their head.

No Bright Side: Crimewave (1985) on Blu-ray

By Orrin Grey • April 7th, 2021

In many ways, Crimewave is the kind of movie I live for: a bonkers, underseen, early-career flick from legendary filmmakers who went on to much bigger things.

World Tour

Spain

By Oluwatayo Adewole • April 2nd, 2021

Things get messy on this trip to Spain, really messy.

Exploits Feature

A Tale of Two Godzillas

By Van Dennis • March 31st, 2021

One of the longest enduring myths in cinema was how there were supposedly two distinct endings to 1962’s King Kong vs Godzilla.

Rookie of the Year

Wookie of the Year

By Matt Marrone • March 31st, 2021

It’s part of growing up in America, that moment when a child discovers Star Wars.

Black Angel

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • March 29th, 2021

Beware the black angel!

No Accounting for Taste
Donald Rumsfeld speaking from the Pentagon press room.

Oddly Familiar

By Adam Boffa • March 4th, 2021

A documentary from 2013 offers the chance to rethink some recent conversations in US politics.

World Tour

France

By Oluwatayo Adewole • February 4th, 2021

A discussion on cycles of violence.

a scene from They Live of Roddy Piper with his sunglasses tilted down on his nose

They Live is Evergreen

By David Peddicord • February 3rd, 2021

They Live’s messaging isn’t just evergreen; it is the kind of film you can read from just the memes of star Roddy Piper putting on magical sunglasses and discovering subliminal messages behind advertisements.

I Got Myself a Plan: Tremors (1990) on a Very Fancy New Blu-ray

By Orrin Grey • January 22nd, 2021

When I was a kid, I had a short list of favorite monster movies that had come out during my lifetime, and Tremors was right at the top.

Self-Insert

Rarepairs

By Amanda Hudgins • January 5th, 2021

Their pairing often isn’t just not canon – it’s so far off the beaten path that other writers maybe don’t even see it themselves…

World Tour

Germany

By Oluwatayo Adewole • January 4th, 2021

Bring out your beers and your bratwurst, and let’s get going! On tap: Herzog’s Aguirre and Wenders’ Wings of Desire.

Best of 2020

The Best Movies of 2020

By Team Unwinnable • December 30th, 2020

At this point, it’s almost parody, the movies’ editor writing a screed about how terrible the movies list is; “This list is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here…nothing valued is here.”

cover detail of the Last Starfighter Blu-Ray showing the silhouette of a young man in front of an arcade cabinet of the same name.

Things Change: the Last Starfighter on Blu-Ray

By Orrin Grey • December 23rd, 2020

Add The Last Starfighter to the list of movies I was positive I had seen but actually hadn’t.

Self-Insert

Tagging

By Amanda Hudgins • December 3rd, 2020

Tagging fics is both a conversation and a function in fanfiction.

Exploits

2010 – 2019

By Stu Horvath • December 1st, 2020

Do not party like it’s 2019. Wear masks. Be socially distant. Stay home.

World Tour

Brazil

By Oluwatayo Adewole • November 27th, 2020

Welcome to this month’s stop on our world tour! Take a break from post-election stress, sip your Cachaça and let’s dive right in to Bacurau.

a black and white image of several large starfish like creatures approaching each other.

Nearing the End of the World: Warning from Space (1956)

By Orrin Grey • November 19th, 2020

Warning from Space spends 90% of its running time watching people waiting for things.

a demon character with caption that reads "laughs"

Bad Bosses and Evil Ed

By Michael Baginski • November 18th, 2020

Evil Ed, for all its ridiculousness and over exaggerated actors, hides a message about labor exploitation in the film industry and how one’s mental health can be seriously affected on the job.

Always Autumn

There Are Many Ways to Apocalypse.

By Autumn Wright • November 2nd, 2020

As much as it is about the extraordinary ways in which people live their normal lives, Adventure Time is comprised of endings.

Another Look

Sing It Out

By Yussef Cole • October 30th, 2020

Lovers Rock, one of the films in Steve McQueen’s brilliant new “Small Axe” anthology about the UK’s West Indian community from the 1960s through the 1980s, is full of a palpable and irresistible energy.

World Tour

Indonesia

By Oluwatayo Adewole • October 23rd, 2020

That’s why Gone With the Wind is/was revered and why we’re inundated with period pieces that refuse to meaningfully interrogate the class/colonial violence that this splendor is built upon.

The Number of the Beast, Side B

By Stu Horvath • October 9th, 2020

Hell and fire was spawned to be released.

Exploits Feature

Sewing Machines at Dawn

By Hannah Copestake • October 1st, 2020

Welcome to one of my favorite movies and my ultimate revenge film: The Dressmaker.

Talking Splats: An Interview About Insect in Films

By Stephen Wilds • September 25th, 2020

Ahhhh! BUGS! Unwinnable talks to the BugDoctor about everything that creeps and crawls through pop culture.

Self-Insert

Niche Interests

By Amanda Hudgins • September 25th, 2020

“Sometimes, in fiction, you write about your experience so vividly, so precisely, that it could not have come from anyone but you.”

World Tour

Finding the poetry in The Burial of Kojo

By Oluwatayo Adewole • September 24th, 2020

An existential wail, followed by a look at Ghanaian film The Burial of Kojo.

World Tour

England

By Oluwatayo Adewole • September 4th, 2020

Oluwatayo starts his tour on his home turf of England with the film Bait and the latest album from Charmpit.

The Green Knight

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • August 31st, 2020

This week we check out the RPG based on the forthcoming A24 film The Green Knight.

Your Future is Metal: The Industrial Nightmares of Shinya Tsukamoto

By Orrin Grey • August 25th, 2020

It’s all happening at ten thousand miles per hour.

Self Insert

Quarantine Fics

By Amanda Hudgins • August 10th, 2020

When the entire world is on lockdown, even alternate universes start hitting closer to home.

Exploits Feature

Phase IV

By Ciara Moloney • August 3rd, 2020

American man vs. communist ants.

The Schwarzenegger Conan Movies

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • August 3rd, 2020

Vintage RPG Podcast listeners, what is best in life?

Awkward Brotherly Love: White Fire (1984) on Blu-ray

By Orrin Grey • July 30th, 2020

What’s a little radioactive diamond between siblings?

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