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Rookie of the Year

Rookie of the Year: This Was A Triumph

By Matt Marrone • July 5th, 2011

The Unwinnable Rookie of the Year, Matt Marrone, doesn’t care that the cake is a lie. He is an unabashed Portal fanboy now thanks to Valve’s Portal 1 and 2.

Rookie of the Year - Left 4 Dead 2

Rookie of the Year: Blood Brothers

By Matt Marrone • June 21st, 2011

Matt Marrone played Left 4 Dead 2 on XBox Live for the first time and wound up killing Ken Lucas in a hail of bullets… a lot.

Grand Theft Auto IV

Rookie of the Year: Grandfather Theft Auto

By Matt Marrone • June 6th, 2011

Matt Marrone is new to next gen consoles. He just started playing Grand Theft Auto IV and remembers his first adult videogame – Leisure Suit Larry.

Rookie of the Year - Left 4 Dead 2

Rookie of the Year: The Walking Dead

By Matt Marrone • May 23rd, 2011

Matt Marrone, a new gamer, plays the Valve multiplayer shooter, Left 4 Dead 2. Now he loves killing zombies. Will his new-found blood lust ever be satiated?

Rookie of the Year: Hell’s Kitchen

By Matt Marrone • May 9th, 2011

In this edition of Rookie of the Year, Matt Marrone plays Gears of War, muses about Super Mario Bros. and almost burns his apartment down.

Rookie of the Year: The Newlywed Game

By Matt Marrone • April 25th, 2011

Matt Marrone hasn’t had a TV for years. Now he owns an Xbox 360 and Fable II. He has only just begun his journey.

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