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class="page-header p-2 bottomBorder"><h1>Author:  Trevor Richardson</h1></header><article
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Assigned, (De)limited Desire</div><div
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width=978 height=412 src="data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20978%20412'%3E%3C/svg%3E" data-src=https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/botw-kilton-featured.png class="entry-image wp-post-image lazy" alt="Link, with a mishmash of monster weapons and armor pieces, speaks with Kilton, who&#039;s wearing his monster lipstick and makeup while managing the front counter of his balloon monster parts business" decoding=async fetchpriority=high data-srcset="https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/botw-kilton-featured.png 978w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/botw-kilton-featured-658x277.png 658w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/botw-kilton-featured-150x63.png 150w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/botw-kilton-featured-768x324.png 768w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/botw-kilton-featured-329x139.png 329w" data-sizes="(max-width: 978px) 100vw, 978px">  </a></section><section
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Flying Shop of Horrors </a></h3><section
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By <a
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<time
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October 26th, 2022 </time></section><section
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<a
href=https://unwinnable.com/2022/10/26/flying-shop-of-horrors/ ><p>Fanaticism, embodiment, and economics have been stitched together to loom dreadful over all. </p>
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Marissa Marcel, You Will Never Be Famous </a></h3><section
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By <a
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<time
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September 29th, 2022 </time></section><section
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<a
href=https://unwinnable.com/2022/09/29/marissa-marcel-you-will-never-be-famous/ ><p>The character is the actor, is the art, is the artist.</p>
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The Dodo Wears Labelle </a></h3><section
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By <a
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<time
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August 25th, 2022 </time></section><section
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<a
href=https://unwinnable.com/2022/08/25/the-dodo-wears-labelle/ ><p>Label has her would-be muses dress up to spur her inspiration, but what materially occurs is a transaction of influence.</p>
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