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Author: Rob Rich

Here's the Thing
Zenless Zone Zero's Nicole, a scantily clad woman with bubble gum pink pigtails, blows a bubble gum bubble of her own while staring down the viewer.

I’m in This Game and I Don’t Like it

By Rob Rich • October 16th, 2024

Rob’s noticed some odd parallels between him and a particular character from Hoyoverse’s Zenless Zone Zero, and it’s not who you’d think.

Feature Excerpt
Art from Dark Souls shows a dark knight standing with weapon drawn, the tatters of his cape blowing in the wind.

Let People Be Bad at Games

By Rob Rich • August 22nd, 2024

Rob is sick and tired of “skill” being used as a metric for whether or not people are qualified to critique, or even enjoy, videogames.

Here's the Thing
Key art from the System Shock franchise shows a humanoid face made of glowing circuitry.

The Neon Horror of System Shock

By Rob Rich • August 16th, 2024

Rob loves the System Shock franchise, despite having limited exposure to it, but the recent remake has turned it into an obsession.

Here's the Thing
Kurt Russell as Lee Shaw in Monarch: Legacy of Monsters.

Godzilla’s Legacy of Humans

By Rob Rich • July 19th, 2024

Rob has always rolled his eyes whenever people complain about spending too much time with the people in Godzilla films, and watching Monarch: Legacy of Monsters gave him even more Strong Opinions on the subject.

Here's the Thing
Roy Scheider as police chief Martin Brody in a scene from Jaws.

ACAB Includes Martin Brody

By Rob Rich • June 13th, 2024

Roy Scheider’s depiction of Amity Island police chief Martin Brody is charming, sweet, and charismatic. But that doesn’t make him any less of a bastard.

Here's the Thing

MST3K and My New Appreciation for Bad Movies

By Rob Rich • May 14th, 2024

The semi-recent discovery of a perpetual Mystery Science Theater 3000 marathon has made Rob realize that a lot of bad movies really aren’t so bad. On paper, anyway.

Here's the Thing
A still from Netflix's reboot of She-Ra showing Catra and Adora being moody on a bridge at sunset.

Why I Watch YouTube Reactions

By Rob Rich • April 12th, 2024

React videos, as eye-rolling as the concept can be, are a way for me to relive important moments for the first time by proxy.

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