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Invincible Teenagers Saving the Cosmos

By Jeremiah Cheney • May 2nd, 2016

The root cause of what can make JRPGs so irksome has been discovered! And it’s not the characters’ hairstyles.

The Penultimate Wrestlemania 32 Predictions

By Jeremiah Cheney • March 31st, 2016

Time for some hardcore predictions about the results of Wrestlemania 32! And maybe some light editorializing.

Our Conversation About Portal Knights: A Review Story

By Jeremiah Cheney • March 3rd, 2016

We’d like to invite you to read a little story that’s secretly a review.

University of Minnesota Struts its Culture with a Game Jam

By Jeremiah Cheney • February 11th, 2016

Game culture has permeated all the way to the grim and frostbitten North!

GameStop’s Publishing Future

By Jeremiah Cheney • February 4th, 2016

GameStop is nothing if not malleable. Where are they going with their future as a publisher?

Games as Snacks: The Tastiest Titles of Last Year

By Jeremiah Cheney • January 31st, 2016

Here we are, at the glorious intersect of snacks and video games. Munch on!

Don’t Starve on Thanksgiving

By Jeremiah Cheney • November 30th, 2015

It’s a hard life out there in… wherever Don’t Starve takes place. Wilson and his gnome buddy aren’t going to let Thanksgiving pass them by, though.

Documentary Follows 5 Year Dev of Secret Ponchos

By Jeremiah Cheney • October 22nd, 2015

“We were building our dream game – there was no room for compromise! For the first several months we didn’t even have a single programmer on the team, so we focused on what we COULD do.”

Secret Ponchos Review: Gunslinger Glory

By Jeremiah Cheney • October 21st, 2015

Switchblade Monkeys made a multiplayer shooter that does right by its Western source material. Suddenly I want spaghetti.

Trick r’ Treat Is Back. Just Not On the Screen.

By Jeremiah Cheney • October 20th, 2015

There are werewolves. There are zombies. There’s a version of Sackboy when he’s off his medication. What more do you need from Halloween entertainment?

A Perfect Storm is Brewing for Monster Movies

By Jeremiah Cheney • October 19th, 2015

Legendary conformed that we’re going to be flooded with King Kong and Godzilla movies for the next few years. They could be good. They could be so, so good. Ask me how!

Skyhill Review: Crashing to Earth

By Jeremiah Cheney • October 15th, 2015

Running down 100 flights of mutant infested stairs sounds exciting. Especially when you get to hack them to pieces with electro-swords. Too bad it’s less fun than it sounds.

Voice acting doesn’t sell games. But it does make them.

By Jeremiah Cheney • October 12th, 2015

“Characters that draw you into the world and tell you a story are what elevate a functional game to a great game. And, when the voice acting is bad, it’s what drops a functional game to a lousy game.”

Video Game Voice Actors Preparing to Strike

By Jeremiah Cheney • October 8th, 2015

SAG-AFTRA may be a funny acronym, but there won’t be anything funny when Steve in accounting is voicing your protagonist.

The Virtual Road of the HoloLens

By Jeremiah Cheney • October 7th, 2015

The HoloLens dev kits will be getting into people’s hands shortly. Jeremiah Cheney takes a second to remember the road that got it here since E3.

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