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Area of Effect</div><div
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Captain of the Ship </a></h3><section
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April 9th, 2026 </time></section><section
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<a
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width=978 height=412 src="data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20978%20412'%3E%3C/svg%3E" data-src=https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Jay.jpg class="entry-image wp-post-image lazy" alt="Artwork from Cairn shows Aava sitting inside her tent on a starry night, preparing to cook with a small camp stove." decoding=async data-srcset="https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Jay.jpg 978w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Jay-658x277.jpg 658w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Jay-150x63.jpg 150w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Jay-768x324.jpg 768w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Jay-329x139.jpg 329w" data-sizes="(max-width: 978px) 100vw, 978px">  </a></section><section
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Mountain of False Metaphor </a></h3><section
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March 6th, 2026 </time></section><section
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Nooks and Crannies </a></h3><section
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January 13th, 2026 </time></section><section
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<a
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