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class="page-header p-2 bottomBorder"><h1>Author:  Christopher Spina</h1></header><article
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Who Owns Brigsby Bear? </a></h3><section
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<time
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April 28th, 2026 </time></section><section
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<a
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width=978 height=412 src="data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20978%20412'%3E%3C/svg%3E" data-src=https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/the-longest-road-on-earth-featured.jpeg class="entry-image wp-post-image lazy" alt="A screenshot from the Longest Road on Earth, a pixelated black and white image of the sun streaming down through various branches and leaves" decoding=async data-srcset="https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/the-longest-road-on-earth-featured.jpeg 978w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/the-longest-road-on-earth-featured-658x277.jpeg 658w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/the-longest-road-on-earth-featured-150x63.jpeg 150w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/the-longest-road-on-earth-featured-768x324.jpeg 768w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/the-longest-road-on-earth-featured-329x139.jpeg 329w" data-sizes="(max-width: 978px) 100vw, 978px">  </a></section><section
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Seeing Distance, Hearing Warmth in The Longest Road on Earth </a></h3><section
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By <a
href=https://unwinnable.com/author/christopher-spina/ title="Posts by Christopher Spina" class="author url fn" rel=author>Christopher Spina</a>  </span>
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<time
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February 16th, 2026 </time></section><section
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<a
href=https://unwinnable.com/2026/02/16/seeing-distance-hearing-warmth-in-the-longest-road-on-earth/ ><p>How can we measure a moment when our experiences of repetition shape our perceptions of time?</p>
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width=978 height=412 src="data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20978%20412'%3E%3C/svg%3E" data-src=https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/zarvot-featured.jpg class="entry-image wp-post-image lazy" alt="A screenshot from Zarvot with the red cube on a couch surrounded by drawings and the blue cube across on a lounge chair with a skateboard underfoot as the late afternoon light streams in" decoding=async data-srcset="https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/zarvot-featured.jpg 978w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/zarvot-featured-658x277.jpg 658w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/zarvot-featured-150x63.jpg 150w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/zarvot-featured-768x324.jpg 768w, https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/zarvot-featured-329x139.jpg 329w" data-sizes="(max-width: 978px) 100vw, 978px">  </a></section><section
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Zarvot, Intimacy, &#038; The Limits of Politeness </a></h3><section
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<time
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December 5th, 2025 </time></section><section
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<a
href=https://unwinnable.com/2025/12/05/zarvot-intimacy-the-limits-of-politeness/ ><p><em>Zarvot</em> draws the player in with its sheen.</p>
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