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Author: Ben Sailer

Noise Complaint
The band Militarie Gun poses on a city balcony on a gloomy, overcast day, looking moody and cool.

Militarie Gun Rings the Bell

By Ben Sailer • February 27th, 2024

A punk song appearing in a Taco Bell commercial forces Ben to hit the drive-thru while reconsidering the gatekeeping attitude of his youth.

Noise Complaint
A portrait of the band Paint it Black seated beneath a wooden pergola. They're all dress in, you guessed it, black.

Age, Angst, and Paint It Black

By Ben Sailer • January 26th, 2024

On their latest album Famine, long-running hardcore punk band Paint It Black prove that righteous anger has no age limit.

Noise Complaint
The drummer for Few Left Standing peers cheekily at the camera while playing at a 2000 house show.

On the Outside Looking Into Christian Hardcore

By Ben Sailer • November 29th, 2023

Ben wonders what happened to all the Christian hardcore bands that once dominated VFW basements and Hot Topic shelves, and lands on a conclusion that reveals his own ignorance.

Noise Complaint

Nu-Metal Might Be Good, Actually?

By Ben Sailer • August 29th, 2023

Ben recalls a time he talked shit about a Korn cover band and is forced into several personal epiphanies.

Noise Complaint

12 Records I’ve Made the Time to Listen to So Far in 2023

By Ben Sailer • August 3rd, 2023

Feeling that 2023 is flying by too quickly, Ben stops to reflect on the music that has provided his soundtrack for the year to date.

Noise Complaint
The band Lucero in all their middle-aged glory, looking cool in a classic black-and-white band photo.

Learning the Hard Way With Lucero

By Ben Sailer • July 6th, 2023

Lucero’s music has always had two speeds: “I’m going to party hard” and “I shouldn’t have partied that hard.”

Noise Complaint
The member of Ghost Bath, clad in all black, pose stoically in front of a huge stained-glass window.

Black Metal Mythmaking, Gatekeeping, and Points In Between

By Ben Sailer • May 31st, 2023

Black metal musicians have long used secrecy and controversy to generate notoriety.

A cropped image of a television screen featuring a wobbly image of an old cassette recorder and speaker combination, laying against an otherwise empty concrete room, the tv it's displayed on above a clock that reads 9:25, all coming from the icon for GAMETHING podcast season 4: horror

Screening Calls with GAMETHING’s David Wolinsky and Pippin Barr

By Ben Sailer • May 5th, 2023

“I think that’s the joy of what we’re doing, it’s like a crock pot for ideas about games that otherwise you would just totally zoom past if you have to be like, ‘Here’s my here’s my final judgment.'”

Noise Complaint
Three hands reach towards a slate-blue sky. They seem to be illuminated by a the light of a deep orange sunset, or perhaps a fire.

Calling In a Noise Complaint

By Ben Sailer • April 26th, 2023

After four and a half years of writing the Collision Detection column, Ben starts something new by going back to something old.

Collision Detection
The mountain-crown-meets-basketball logo of the Sacramento Kings on a field of purple jersey material.

Light the Beam

By Ben Sailer • April 5th, 2023

As a lapsed and reformed Sacramento Kings fan, Ben learns that sometimes backing a loser is the winningest thing you can do.

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