mother! is bullshit
I say this because I understood Darren Aronofsky’s mother! and it was bullshit.
Author: Amanda Hudgins
Self Insert – Alpha/Beta/Omega FanFic
The things we saw when we searched Google images for Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics to illustrate this article would make all the cenobites in Hellraiser blush.
A Ghost Story isn’t great it’s just slow
A Ghost Story is the kind of intellectual garbage a friend takes you to and insists it’s capital I Important.
War for the Planet of the Apes is a Joyless Pile of References
A small blonde girl runs with a flashlight down a long tunnel, opposite a wall that reads “This Way Out of Hell” til she reaches a fork, where “Ape-Ocalypse Now” is spray painted in thick white block letters.
The Book of Henry is Not So Bad It’s Good
The Book of Henry is a baffling movie. It’s bizarrely bad, but there’s been some issues with coverage where people are implying that it has transcended to being a good-bad movie.
The Mummy is a Garbage Movie
The thirstiest of women doesn’t come out of a 5000 year dry spell and jump the actual first man she sees.
