Date Warp is like a $6 Bottle of Rite Aid Wine

Date Warp is the visual novel you give your little sister to get her invested in VNs.

A blonde anime man with longish hair and delicate sweeping clothing in earth tones, surrounded by the frame of a gear. This is a still from the game Date Warp.

mother! is bullshit

I say this because I understood Darren Aronofsky’s mother! and it was bullshit.

Jennifer Lawrence, long blonde hair hanging around her face, stares directly to camera in this still from mother!

Self Insert – Alpha/Beta/Omega FanFic

The things we saw when we searched Google images for Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics to illustrate this article would make all the cenobites in Hellraiser blush.

A Ghost Story isn’t great it’s just slow

A Ghost Story is the kind of intellectual garbage a friend takes you to and insists it’s capital I Important.

Rooney Mara, a dark haired white woman, stands looking out to the right, as seen through a window. This is a shot from the film Ghost Story.

War for the Planet of the Apes is a Joyless Pile of References

A small blonde girl runs with a flashlight down a long tunnel, opposite a wall that reads “This Way Out of Hell” til she reaches a fork, where “Ape-Ocalypse Now” is spray painted in thick white block letters.

Woody Harrelson standing among a series of apes and soldiers. This is a still from Planet of the Apes.

The Book of Henry is Not So Bad It’s Good

The Book of Henry is a baffling movie. It’s bizarrely bad, but there’s been some issues with coverage where people are implying that it has transcended to being a good-bad movie.

Jaeden Lieberher wearing a pair of steampunky goggles, a flight helmet and with a plunger over his shoulder. This is a still from the movie Book of Henry.