Record Break: Zombie Rollercoaster!

This month, zombies from New Jersey, New York and Philadelphia invaded Dorney Park to break the Guinness World Record for costumed riders on a theme park ride. Approximately 330 corpses slumped onto the iconic Steel Force roller coaster. No limbs were reported missing after the record was set.

Unwinnable congratulates you, zombies, for keeping the Guinness Book of World Records bitchin’.