Office of the General Counsel Episode 21 – That Limousine Riding, Jet Flying, Kiss Stealing, Wheelin’ N’ Dealin’ Son of a Gun By Team Unwinnable • November 3rd, 2017 Stylin’ n’ Profilin’.
Office of the General Counsel Episode 20 – The Man from G.R.U.N.C.L.E. By Team Unwinnable • October 13th, 2017 No man is free who works for a living.
Office of the General Counsel Episode 19 – No Time to Wallow in the Mire By Team Unwinnable • September 8th, 2017 The time to hesitate is through
Office of the General Counsel Episode 18 – The End of an Era By Team Unwinnable • June 30th, 2017 We’re leaving together, but still it’s farewell. And maybe we’ll come back to earth, who can tell?
Office of the General Counsel Episode 17 – 1 is the Loneliest Number By Team Unwinnable • June 9th, 2017 Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Office of the General Counsel Episode 16 – Etch-A-Sketchy By Team Unwinnable • March 22nd, 2017 Straight Outta Sketchville
Office of the General Counsel Episode 15 – It’s Just Math, Man By Team Unwinnable • March 8th, 2017 Coding is a language.
Diary of an Advanced Locksmith By Sam Desatoff • February 23rd, 2017 “I went to the Baker estate today to walk through the house and give them a quote. Jack Baker, the man of the house, seemed a bit…off.”
Office of the General Counsel Episode 14 – Bored of Directors By Team Unwinnable • February 16th, 2017 Love is in the air.
Office of the General Counsel Episode 13 – On His Majesty’s Secret Snoozefest By Team Unwinnable • February 2nd, 2017 Back from the dead and calm like a bomb.
Cheating My Way to the Super Bowl: The Joy of Exploiting Sports Games By Matthew Byrd • February 2nd, 2017 Sports games may present themselves as simulators for super fans, but that’s why breaking them is so much fun.
Dating Pugs in Hot Date Reminds Me of my Social Anxiety By Khee Hoon Chan • January 10th, 2017 Out of all the dating sims I’ve tried, Hot Date is probably the only one that manages to capture how frightening and unpredictable dating can be.
Office of the General Counsel Episode 12 – Attack of the Clones By Team Unwinnable • January 4th, 2017 A whole new world.
Office of the General Christmas Carol By Team Unwinnable • December 24th, 2016 Will Edward A. Coleman, Esq. find the true meaning of Christmas?
Dating a Handsome Stallion as a Blushing Office Lady By Khee Hoon Chan • December 20th, 2016 “While she didn’t find a prince like she imagined, she inevitably found love in another being: an utterly irresistible horse, with moves as smooth as Jagger.”
The Games I’m Forcing My Captive Family to Play This Holiday Season By Sam Desatoff • December 15th, 2016 “Games are a great way to stem that holiday stress and bring joy back to the season.”
Office of the General Counsel Episode 11 – Enter the 27 Chambers of Standards & Practices: Tiger Style By Team Unwinnable • December 14th, 2016 Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of man?
Ode to Soylent By Teddy Dief • December 7th, 2016 Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent . . .
Office of the General Counsel Episode 10 – Performance Anxiety By Team Unwinnable • November 30th, 2016 All razzle. No dazzle.
A Love Letter to the Wooden Cube By Sam Desatoff • November 28th, 2016 “Before opening the box, before reading any rules, a cube is just a cube. But it’s also potential. A chance for great things to happen.”
Flavor Text Is The Spice of Videogames By Khee Hoon Chan • November 18th, 2016 Example: the series of adult novels found in the Elder Scrolls games; who could forget the adventures of the titular “The Lusty Argonian Maid”?
Office of the General Counsel Episode 9 – Pillow Forts and Chill By Team Unwinnable • November 16th, 2016 No chill.
Office of the General Counsel Episode 8 – Did You RICO? By Team Unwinnable • November 3rd, 2016 A day late and a dollar short.
Office of the General Counsel Episode 3 – Know Your Rights By Team Unwinnable • May 25th, 2016 Trademarks and bathrooms on this weeks episode of Office of the General Counsel.
Office of the General Counsel – Episode One & Two By Team Unwinnable • April 29th, 2016 What secrets does Unwinnable Corporate Headquarters hide? Find out…in The Office of the General Counsel!
Laser Kittens: X-Men Meets Internet Cat Videos Meets Table Top By Megan Condis • February 29th, 2016 It’s leap day! Let’s make use of this elusive day by peering into the minds of our kitten overlords.
You’re the Worst: The Show that’s Nearly as Good as its Theme Tune By Declan Taggart • November 18th, 2015 Slothrust are like some old creepy person with a knife, but the knife’s for the cake you didn’t see before and it tastes really good. You’re the Worst doesn’t have any cake but I don’t see a knife anywhere either.
Grandpa Pip’s Birthday or Why Fred’s on Fire Today By Declan Taggart • October 27th, 2015 Grandpa Pip’s Birthday belongs to that age-old tradition of art that emphasizes just how terrible life is by gorging on cuteness and whimsy.
What We Do in the Shadows is Unexpectedly Sweet By Tim Mulkerin • October 26th, 2015 “The film shows us how this group of undead functions day-to-day, which oddly is not unlike my experience in a college dorm room.”
The Vid-Game Law By Corey Milne • November 10th, 2014 Corey Milne reveals what happens when videogames come to Judge Dredd’s Mega-City One.
Dear Space Marine – Chlamydians By Aurelius Ventro • October 27th, 2014 Unwinnable’s resident Space Marine, Aurelius Ventro, delivers much needed advice on sexual transmitted diseases.
Summer Fun Games By Owen R. Smith, Joe DeMartino, Michael Edwards and Rob Haines • July 7th, 2014 It’s summer and that means trips to the beach, lounging by the pool and vacations in the woods. We’ve got a list of amazing games for all your summer adventures.
Unwinnable Weekly Special Summer Fun Issue By Stu Horvath • July 3rd, 2014 To celebrate Independence Day, we put together a special issue full of booze, mayhem, misguided patriotism and delicious meats.
The Spanish Prisoner By Stu Horvath • July 16th, 2012 Stu Horvath opened his email this morning to find a message from Captain James T. Kirk.
1… 2… 10! Again! By Bee Tee Dee • December 19th, 2011 Bee Tee Dee imagines Kevin McCallister in his early 30s, still up to his old tricks.
Riverdale Rock City By Michael Edwards • December 7th, 2011 In Archie 627, the gang meets legendary rock bad KISS. How has this not happened already?
Conan the Delirious Comedian By Stu Horvath • December 5th, 2011 Arnold Schwarzenegger says “exactly” so many times in the commentary track for Conan the Barbarian, Unwinnable thought it would make a great drinking game. We all got alcohol poisoning.
Renegade Astronauts and Sentient Motorcycles By Daniel Imperiale • November 7th, 2011 Ever heard of Heat Vision and Jack? You should have. Dan Imperiale tells us why.
Welcome Back, Buttmunches By Michael Edwards • November 1st, 2011 Mike Edwards heads back to the couch for the return of MTV’s dynamic duo, Beavis and Butt-Head.
