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A still from the internet phenomenon "Too Many Cooks" showing the recurring serial killer character in a 1980s kitchen with a bloodied face and apron.

There are Decapitations

By Autumn Wright • November 10th, 2022

Too Many Cooks is at once an absurdist comedy sketch and a critical cautionary tale, full of pastiche referents like “relics of a time that we long for but shouldn’t return to.”

Try Reading...
A bird, a ghost, and a girl travel together among falling leaves.

Magical Grieving

By Harry Rabinowitz • July 1st, 2021

Harry digs into some heavier topics via middle-grade graphic novels!

Here's the Thing

Futurama and Faith

By Rob Rich • November 14th, 2019

Rob takes a look at how Futurama (of all things) has managed to approach religious concepts and faith with a surprising amount of profundity.

The Heavy Pour

This Time It’s Personal

By Sara Clemens • November 6th, 2019

Sara got to meet Pee-wee Herman at this year’s NYCC and only freaked out a little.

Office of the General Counsel Episode 21 – That Limousine Riding, Jet Flying, Kiss Stealing, Wheelin’ N’ Dealin’ Son of a Gun

By Team Unwinnable • November 3rd, 2017

Stylin’ n’ Profilin’.

Office of the General Counsel Episode 20 – The Man from G.R.U.N.C.L.E.

By Team Unwinnable • October 13th, 2017

No man is free who works for a living.

Office of the General Counsel Episode 19 – No Time to Wallow in the Mire

By Team Unwinnable • September 8th, 2017

The time to hesitate is through

Office of the General Counsel Episode 18 – The End of an Era

By Team Unwinnable • June 30th, 2017

We’re leaving together, but still it’s farewell. And maybe we’ll come back to earth, who can tell?

Office of the General Counsel Episode 17 – 1 is the Loneliest Number

By Team Unwinnable • June 9th, 2017

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

Office of the General Counsel Episode 16 – Etch-A-Sketchy

By Team Unwinnable • March 22nd, 2017

Straight Outta Sketchville

Office of the General Counsel Episode 15 – It’s Just Math, Man

By Team Unwinnable • March 8th, 2017

Coding is a language.

Diary of an Advanced Locksmith

By Sam Desatoff • February 23rd, 2017

“I went to the Baker estate today to walk through the house and give them a quote. Jack Baker, the man of the house, seemed a bit…off.”

Office of the General Counsel Episode 14 – Bored of Directors

By Team Unwinnable • February 16th, 2017

Love is in the air.

Office of the General Counsel Episode 13 – On His Majesty’s Secret Snoozefest

By Team Unwinnable • February 2nd, 2017

Back from the dead and calm like a bomb.

Cheating My Way to the Super Bowl: The Joy of Exploiting Sports Games

By Matthew Byrd • February 2nd, 2017

Sports games may present themselves as simulators for super fans, but that’s why breaking them is so much fun.

Dating Pugs in Hot Date Reminds Me of my Social Anxiety

By Khee Hoon Chan • January 10th, 2017

Out of all the dating sims I’ve tried, Hot Date is probably the only one that manages to capture how frightening and unpredictable dating can be.

Office of the General Counsel Episode 12 – Attack of the Clones

By Team Unwinnable • January 4th, 2017

A whole new world.

Office of the General Christmas Carol

By Team Unwinnable • December 24th, 2016

Will Edward A. Coleman, Esq. find the true meaning of Christmas?

Dating a Handsome Stallion as a Blushing Office Lady

By Khee Hoon Chan • December 20th, 2016

“While she didn’t find a prince like she imagined, she inevitably found love in another being: an utterly irresistible horse, with moves as smooth as Jagger.”

The Games I’m Forcing My Captive Family to Play This Holiday Season

By Sam Desatoff • December 15th, 2016

“Games are a great way to stem that holiday stress and bring joy back to the season.”

Office of the General Counsel Episode 11 – Enter the 27 Chambers of Standards & Practices: Tiger Style

By Team Unwinnable • December 14th, 2016

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of man?

Ode to Soylent

By Teddy Dief • December 7th, 2016

Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent . . .

Office of the General Counsel Episode 10 – Performance Anxiety

By Team Unwinnable • November 30th, 2016

All razzle. No dazzle.

A Love Letter to the Wooden Cube

By Sam Desatoff • November 28th, 2016

“Before opening the box, before reading any rules, a cube is just a cube. But it’s also potential. A chance for great things to happen.”

Flavor Text Is The Spice of Videogames

By Khee Hoon Chan • November 18th, 2016

Example: the series of adult novels found in the Elder Scrolls games; who could forget the adventures of the titular “The Lusty Argonian Maid”?

Office of the General Counsel Episode 9 – Pillow Forts and Chill

By Team Unwinnable • November 16th, 2016

No chill.

Office of the General Counsel Episode 8 – Did You RICO?

By Team Unwinnable • November 3rd, 2016

A day late and a dollar short.

Office of the General Counsel Episode 3 – Know Your Rights

By Team Unwinnable • May 25th, 2016

Trademarks and bathrooms on this weeks episode of Office of the General Counsel.

Office of the General Counsel – Episode One & Two

By Team Unwinnable • April 29th, 2016

What secrets does Unwinnable Corporate Headquarters hide? Find out…in The Office of the General Counsel!

Laser Kittens: X-Men Meets Internet Cat Videos Meets Table Top

By Megan Condis • February 29th, 2016

It’s leap day! Let’s make use of this elusive day by peering into the minds of our kitten overlords.

You’re the Worst: The Show that’s Nearly as Good as its Theme Tune

By Declan Taggart • November 18th, 2015

Slothrust are like some old creepy person with a knife, but the knife’s for the cake you didn’t see before and it tastes really good. You’re the Worst doesn’t have any cake but I don’t see a knife anywhere either.

Grandpa Pip’s Birthday or Why Fred’s on Fire Today

By Declan Taggart • October 27th, 2015

Grandpa Pip’s Birthday belongs to that age-old tradition of art that emphasizes just how terrible life is by gorging on cuteness and whimsy.

What We Do in the Shadows is Unexpectedly Sweet

By Tim Mulkerin • October 26th, 2015

“The film shows us how this group of undead functions day-to-day, which oddly is not unlike my experience in a college dorm room.”

The Vid-Game Law

By Corey Milne • November 10th, 2014

Corey Milne reveals what happens when videogames come to Judge Dredd’s Mega-City One.

Dear Space Marine – Chlamydians

By Aurelius Ventro • October 27th, 2014

Unwinnable’s resident Space Marine, Aurelius Ventro, delivers much needed advice on sexual transmitted diseases.

Summer Fun Games

By Owen R. Smith, Joe DeMartino, Michael Edwards and Rob Haines • July 7th, 2014

It’s summer and that means trips to the beach, lounging by the pool and vacations in the woods. We’ve got a list of amazing games for all your summer adventures.

Unwinnable Weekly Special Summer Fun Issue

By Stu Horvath • July 3rd, 2014

To celebrate Independence Day, we put together a special issue full of booze, mayhem, misguided patriotism and delicious meats.

A Conversation with Andrew Shaffer

By Jenn Frank • June 28th, 2013

Jenn Frank talks to Andrew Shaffer about fan fiction, parodies, copyright laws, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and more.

The Spanish Prisoner

By Stu Horvath • July 16th, 2012

Stu Horvath opened his email this morning to find a message from Captain James T. Kirk.

Happy Valentine’s Day From Skyrim

By Matt Marrone • February 14th, 2012

My Dearest Ysolda…

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