E-soterica Attack of the Earthlings Bakes Humor Into Its Freakish DNA By Khee Hoon Chan • August 13th, 2019 Attack of the Earthlings wants to be a wise-cracking asshole and will keep tossing punchlines if that means you’ll continue to laugh your belly raw.
Noteworthy Hip Hop – July 2019 By Noah Springer • July 31st, 2019 Noah’s got another month’s worth of fresh beats and wants to hear if you’re digging his tastes.
Exploits Feature The Fear of Saying No By Thomas Loughney • July 1st, 2019 “The man pontificates. American Psycho’s Patrick Bateman has an opinion and he has decided that it must be heard.”
Noteworthy Hip Hop – June 2019 By Noah Springer • June 27th, 2019 Noah Springer’s hip hop musings make the jump from the web to Unwinnable Magazine proper.
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – June 2019 By Astrid Budgor • June 26th, 2019 A little summer heat never stopped anyone from moshing.
Noteworthy Hip Hop – May 2019 By Noah Springer • May 31st, 2019 May was an eclectic month for hip hop. All sorts of flavors here, but mostly: Lizzo!
Five More From PAX East 2019 By Levi Rubeck • May 23rd, 2019 Cutting through my notes of PAX East 2019 (and earlier, gulp) to drop a few thoughts on small, punchy games coming forth hopefully soon.
Documentary Sunday Agnès Varda’s The Gleaners and I and Faces Places By Megan Condis • May 21st, 2019 The late French New Wave director’s documentary is a lot like the misshapen spuds it chronicles.
Noteworthy Hip Hop – April 2019 By Noah Springer • April 30th, 2019 Noah’s got new hip-hop for April!
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – March By Astrid Budgor • April 3rd, 2019 Astrid Budgor’s got a whole slew of albums for fans this month, including an oldie but a goodie you can still find on vinyl.
Noteworthy Hip Hop – March 2019 By Noah Springer • March 26th, 2019 Fresh hip hop selections for March!
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – February By Astrid Budgor • March 8th, 2019 Astrid casts a wide net this month and catches an eclectic mix of metal to melt your face off.
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – December By Astrid Budgor • January 11th, 2019 In the spirit of List Season, Astrid made a roundup of metal records she missed over the course of the 2018.
Best of 2018 Best Professional Wrestling of 2018 By Don Becker and John McGuire • December 31st, 2018 It was no 2017, but 2018 was still a great year for wrestling.
Rookie of the Year 2018 and Everything After By Matt Marrone • December 28th, 2018 Matt Marrone’s picks his favorite album of 2018 and celebrates 25 years of friendship.
Best of 2018 The Best Music of 2018 By Team Unwinnable • December 28th, 2018 Our soundtrack for 2018 was as weird and wide-ranging as ever.
Best of 2018 The Best Movies of 2018 By Team Unwinnable • December 28th, 2018 This has been a weird year for movies.
Best of 2018 The Best TV of 2018 By Team Unwinnable • December 27th, 2018 True to the Unwinnable brand, the shows on the Best TV of 2018 list are lovely, dark and deep.
Best of 2018 Best Tabletop Games We Played in 2018 By Team Unwinnable • December 26th, 2018 These are the tabletop games that spoke to us in 2018.
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – November By Astrid Budgor • November 30th, 2018 Astrid’s on a K-pop kick right now, so you know this month’s metal has to be good if it pulled her away.
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – October By Astrid Budgor • October 29th, 2018 Astrid Budgor may be sick, but so is NECRONOMIDOL’s newest album.
Unwinnable Week 3 Horror Movies! By David Shimomura • October 20th, 2018 Is it still October? Then Unwinnable still has horror movie recs for y’all.
Unwinnable Week 2 Horror Movies! By Team Unwinnable • October 12th, 2018 Unwinnable’s weekly horror movie recommendations for October continues in silly, grisly and unusual fashion.
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – September 2018 By Astrid Budgor • October 12th, 2018 It’s all love this time around in a month full of new metal favorites.
What Horror Movie Should You Watch Tonight? By Team Unwinnable • October 4th, 2018 It’s October and we know that means you want to be watching horror movies! We’ve got suggestions!
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – June 2018 By Astrid Budgor • July 5th, 2018 This month in metal sees the awaited return of a few fan favorites and a band named after a freaking Bloodborne item.
Exploits Feature Praying By Amanda Hudgins • July 2nd, 2018 “You had better hope that a higher power is ready to someday forgive you, it says, because I am not.”
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – April 2018 By Astrid Budgor • April 24th, 2018 Spring is here, so Astrid turns to wintry black metal to ward of the Florida sun.
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – March 2018 By Astrid Budgor • April 4th, 2018 The latest metal gems unearthed on Bandcamp.
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – February 2018 By Astrid Budgor • March 14th, 2018 There are no gatekeepers here at The Usurper. Witness: Necronomidol, the most metal thing you’ll hear this month.
Best of 2017 Unwinnable Listens to the Best Music of 2017 – Finale By Team Unwinnable • January 30th, 2018 The Can You Hang? Challenge is over. This year’s lesson? Even good music can be a punishment.
The Usurper Noteworthy Metal – January 2018 By Astrid Budgor • January 29th, 2018 Introducing The Usurper, in which Astrid Budgor selects quality metal to tear up your ear holes every month.
Best of 2017 Unwinnable Listens to the Best Music of 2017 – Part Three By Team Unwinnable • January 23rd, 2018 The Can You Hang? Challenge proves to be almost too pleasant an experience and two members of Team Unwinnable reveal that they couldn’t hang.
Best of 2017 Unwinnable Listens to the Best Music of 2017 – Part Two By Team Unwinnable • January 15th, 2018 The gang continues to find great new songs during the Can You Hang? Challenge. Has Unwinnable’s collective taste in music gotten better?
Best of Wrestling 2017 By Don Becker and Kenneth J. Lucas • January 9th, 2018 Was 2017 the best year for wrestling? We give some evidence that it might be.
Eat the Rich and Dance By Levi Rubeck • January 9th, 2018 What better way to roll out 2018 than immediately accounting for what one may have missed in 2017.
