Yesterday, Team Unwinnable’s Brian Bannen leveled a hefty charge against this country’s most famous illegal immigrant, the Man of Steel himself, Superman! Apparently Mr. Bannen thinks that the Last Son of Krypton is irrelevant.
I guess he disagrees with the three million people who tuned into the Smallville finale.
I guess he disagrees with the Warner Brothers executives who tasked Zach “300” Snyder with making a new Superman film.
I guess he disagrees with our pal, Billy Dee Williams!
I’m here to tell you something, Dear Reader: Superman matters.
Superman matters because he cares about one of the most prominent killers in this great nation. That’s right, Superman cares about the American struggle with obesity.